Mike Mendez's 2000 cult classic The Convent is a film that blends horror, comedy, and a dose of nostalgia into a wildly entertaining ride. Though it might not have garnered the mainstream attention of its counterparts in the early 2000s horror-comedy resurgence, it has built a loyal following over the years. With its self-aware tone, an unrelenting dedication to camp, and buckets of blood, The Convent is a love letter to horror fans who don’t take themselves—or their films—too seriously.
Set in a creepy, abandoned convent, the film opens with a flashback to the 1960s where a rebellious young woman, Christine (Adrienne Barbeau), storms the convent with a shotgun and a Molotov cocktail, taking out a group of nuns who seem possessed by some demonic force. Fast forward forty years, and the dilapidated convent is now a local legend, a hotspot for urban explorers, misfit teenagers, and fraternity initiations.
Our central group of college students, led by the reluctant Clorissa (Joanna Canton), venture to the convent on a dare, only to unwittingly unleash the demonic forces that were locked away by Christine decades earlier. From there, things escalate quickly as the group encounters glowing-eyed zombie nuns, violent deaths, and Christine herself, who returns to finish what she started.
The premise is simple but effective—an excuse for blood, guts, and supernatural mayhem, all wrapped up in a blend of 1980s-style horror and 1990s self-referential wit.
What sets The Convent apart from other films of its era is its unabashed embrace of camp. Mendez, known for his B-movie sensibilities (he would later go on to direct Big Ass Spider!), crafts The Convent with an eye toward the over-the-top and ridiculous. The film feels like a mix between the gore-laden splatter flicks of the '80s, such as Evil Dead or Night of the Demons, and the ironic, meta-horror of Scream. It plays with horror tropes, from the creepy convent setting to the demon-possession angle, but does so in a way that winks at the audience.
What’s remarkable is the film’s ability to make its campiness work to its advantage. The dialogue is purposefully absurd, the characters intentionally one-dimensional, and the special effects cheerfully low-budget. But that’s exactly what Mendez is aiming for—a movie that feels as if it belongs on the shelf next to VHS horror staples, enjoyed best with a group of friends and plenty of popcorn. The film knows exactly what it is, and it doesn’t try to be anything more than a fun, fast-paced, bloody romp. It’s a gleeful return to the days when horror movies were designed to be schlocky, entertaining, and full of shocking practical effects.
While The Convent revels in its outlandishness, the cast brings a level of commitment and charm that keeps the film from veering into parody. Joanna Canton as Clorissa plays the role of the reluctant heroine with just enough sincerity to ground the more ridiculous aspects of the story. Her comedic timing and reactions to the increasingly bizarre situation around her add a layer of relatability, despite the surreal plot.
Meanwhile, Adrienne Barbeau’s return to horror is an undeniable highlight. As Christine, she’s the perfect embodiment of a no-nonsense, badass heroine. Barbeau, a veteran of genre films like The Fog and Creepshow, delivers a performance that drips with attitude and wit. Her scenes offer the perfect contrast to the younger, clueless characters, as she strides into the film’s final act ready to unleash chaos on the demonic nuns.
Supporting players like Bill Moseley and Coolio pop up in smaller roles, adding a touch of grindhouse grit and unexpected humor. Coolio, in particular, plays a brash, scene-stealing cop who delivers some of the film's most memorable one-liners. It’s these little surprises that keep The Convent fresh, even as it embraces well-worn genre formulas.
One of the most appealing aspects of The Convent is its reliance on practical effects. Mendez leans heavily into the gooey, tactile nature of practical gore, which gives the film a distinctly retro feel. The glowing eyes of the possessed nuns, the grotesque transformation scenes, and the copious amounts of blood all feel like a throwback to the pre-CGI era of horror. The effects, while intentionally campy, are executed with enough craft to make the violence both shocking and fun.
The film’s aesthetic, too, is heavily inspired by late-’80s horror, with the abandoned convent itself acting as a character. It’s a stereotypical haunted house—decrepit, dark, and filled with ominous religious iconography—yet it works perfectly for the film’s tone. The garish lighting and deliberately exaggerated set design only heighten the sense of unreality, as if the audience is being drawn into a nightmare built out of old VHS tapes and half-remembered midnight movies.
Mendez’s direction is energetic and fast-paced, never lingering too long on any one scene. The film’s brisk 80-minute runtime ensures that it never overstays its welcome, and the action comes fast and furious once the demonic forces are unleashed. The frenetic editing and rapid-fire dialogue give The Convent an almost cartoonish energy that, while chaotic, is undeniably entertaining.
The Convent walks a fine line between horror and comedy, and while its humor is largely successful, there are moments when the jokes fall flat or feel a little forced. The film’s self-awareness can occasionally veer into eye-rolling territory, especially when the characters explicitly reference horror tropes. At its best, though, The Convent mines humor from its absurdity rather than its self-referential dialogue.
The comedic moments often come from the sheer outrageousness of the situation—like when Coolio’s character delivers a monologue about demonic possession with complete sincerity, or when Christine nonchalantly explains her years-long battle against the forces of evil as if it were the most mundane part of her day. These moments are when the film’s humor shines brightest, leaning into its ridiculousness without overstating the joke.
Though The Convent may not have received widespread acclaim upon its initial release, it has earned its place as a cult favorite. It appeals to a specific kind of horror fan—one who appreciates the blend of gore, humor, and nostalgia that Mendez so effectively delivers. For fans of low-budget horror, practical effects, and films that don’t take themselves too seriously, The Convent is a hidden gem.
In the grand tradition of campy horror comedies, The Convent stands tall as a film that revels in its absurdity. Mike Mendez’s clear love for the genre, a game cast and a relentless sense of fun, make this movie a blood-soaked, laugh-out-loud homage to the schlocky horror films of yesteryear. If you’re looking for a film that delivers on gore, gags, and glowing-eyed nuns, The Convent is well worth the trip.
Bonus Materials
- Contains one 4K 2160p UHD disc and one 1080p Blu-ray disc
- 4K remaster of the uncut version supervised and approved by director Mike Mendez
- Mastered in Dolby Vision (HDR10 compatible)
- 5.1 stereo surround mix from the original 16-track audio masters
- Cast and crew audio commentary
- “Lords of Hell” audio commentary featuring Saul and Dickie-Boy
- Video tour of both THE CONVENT and KILLERS film locations
- Vintage “Making of” featurette
- Vintage original studio Electronic Press Kit (EPK)
- “It’s Always Something with a Virgin” Liner notes from Corey Danna
- Deleted scene
- Gore outtakes
- Still gallery
- Promotional trailers